oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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