We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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