That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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