Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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