so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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