This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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