I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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