wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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