It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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