that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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