The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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