If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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