So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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