He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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