its not stalking. its research.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize