They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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