I swear god or herbie drove my car home
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Randomize
