What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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