In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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