Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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