Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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