I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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