I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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