Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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