oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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