On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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