i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Boobs are out for the taking
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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