I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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