matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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