from now on my penis is your penis
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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