I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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