dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
porn star boner night. come get it.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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