Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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