Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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