I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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