I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Randomize
