the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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