I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize
