the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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