i barfeds in our rink
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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