Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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