so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
