Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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