Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
how can u be prego again
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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