im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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