Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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