i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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