Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
we're chasing vodka with high fives
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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