Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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