I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
