Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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