Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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