i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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