Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
