well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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